The Blood Brothers - Salesman, Denver Max
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 - Horse Neigh Slowed Down 800%
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I couldn’t remember all of the languages in this universe, so for my last two I just put “Weaboo” and “Mahogany.”

Our fighter, after putting all of his ranks in Linguistics.

The fighter can’t read.

(via outofcontextdnd)
I’ve got a dead mage strapped to my back, a beastman strapped to my chest, a ratman on my shoulders providing cover fire, and two rages left for today… I don’t care what you say, I’m gonna eat that demon.
Our Barbarian. (via outofcontextdnd)